A Barrel of Good Clean Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips

Author:Bob Phillips
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780736978897
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Published: 2020-06-14T00:00:00+00:00

Q: If your dog was eating your book, what would you do?

A: I would take the words right out of his mouth.

Q: Which president had the largest family?

A: George Washington. He became the father of our country.

Q: What question can never be answered by saying yes?

A: “Are you asleep?”

Q: What kind of waiter never accepts tips?

A: A dumbwaiter.

Q: What has four legs and only one foot?

A: A bed.

Q: What should you do if someone splits their sides with laughter?

A: Have them run as fast as they can till they get a stitch in their side.

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